Commencement
In the scimitared halls of the Masons and Shriners,
I took my degree, hands all whiskey-shaking,
shook hands with all the proper authorities
of higher education, the shapers
of bullshitters, weavers of liars.
Our flag bearer led the procession,
leapt forth on feet taught not to fumble,
knuckles white, fingers clutching shafts
of flags woven to bear our denomination.
I, still all whiskey-drunk, was told to follow first;
I did, fumbling on feet not taught to care.
The undertaker or whatever the fuck he was
directed our procession, through thin lisping lips
whispering instructions of where and when
we were to wait;
meanwhile, commencement proceeded,
processed fresh molders and crooks,
liars and thieves, society’s new order,
proceedings as insincere
as the fools being molded.
Audience applause!
Neither bow nor curtsy were taken,
arrogant bastards.
Through eyes bleary with disbelief,
I, whiskey-enfeebled, fidgeted in theatre seats
not suited to comfortably seat any reasonable occupant,
wondered how mad she’d be,
morning tantrums still fresh in restless minds.
(I wondered how she’d look in a cap and gown.)
In the sworded halls of the Masons and Shriners,
I fulfilled my duty to society, completed
the construction of my mind’s wall,
every last brick laid with Masonic precision.
Bells chimed and I was made a monster,
an imposter no longer in society’s eyes.
In those sordid halls, I joined the American Kings
of Instant Gratification.
Dylan Anderson
May 6, 2012